rUsSiAn MiRaClEs :o)

renpon:

This is kind of what happened… x’DD lol

condescendinggentleman:

bottledbeaches:

condescendinggentleman:

bottledbeaches:

condescendinggentleman:

derperistical:

touchmyhorns:

This

suddenly everything makes sense

Sweet nipplebiting Jesus, I don’t know how I didn’t see it before. Arguments about toppings are basically ship wars.

…Pepperoni/Olive is still my OTP. 

lol@people misinterpreting olive’s disinterest in pep as tsundere tendencies

L O L

sausagexpepperoni is the truth you’re obviously blind

Oh, my god. 

Sausage/Bacon is practically fucking canon; stop shoving your yaoi bullshit down everyone’s throat.  I mean mother of fuck, have you SEEN how red Pepperoni gets whenever Olive is around? Yeah, Ol’s a little… jerky sometimes, but you can tell she loves him. 

>yaoi bullshit
LOOK HERE GUYS WE’VE GOT ANOTHER TRANSPHOBE (this fucking fandom I swear to god, ignorant assholes)
bacon is a slut, her “relationship” with sausage means nothing, it’s completely physical, if not abusively so and if you can’t see that you’ve obviously got some kind of problem. okay sure Pep gets red around Ol but that’s because Ol and sausage are practically connected at the hip. so, excuse you and your inaccuracies.

Okay, wow. Just because Bacon is a mature, powerful woman, who’s confident in her sexuality, she’s a slut? And you call me ignorant? And there you go on your high horse, calling a little BDSM “abusive.” If she had a dick, you’d be all over that, and writing your silly little slashfics, wouldn’t you. Fucking fangirls. 

Joker: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, watch me kill your favorite cat!

butterflylovesme:

Keep calm and call Batman! :))

mylifeislikeavideogame:

If Dr. Suess Wrote Batman

scottpatrick:

Evil Love

<3

SINCE WHEN THE FUCK WAS LATVIA THE SEME.

DAMN.  

When a boy hits on me. :B

THIS MOVIE.